I am a loser

Potato was excited to see that Mad Men is on available on instant view. I was far more excited to see that the X-Men cartoons are on instant view. I think there might be something wrong with me.

Beware the BBQ

It's 2AM and I'm up scratching the hell outta chigger bites.  I would post a picture but I hate it when I'm searching for something (generally medically related) and the most nasty pictures come up.  So I wont do that to my readers. However, I will mention that a common remedy is applying nail polish on the bite.  I don't have clear polish so I used hot pink.  Now my bites look far more amusing and harmless than they actually are.  I'm actually amazed to see how many can fit on my child-sized feet (around 34).
For the record - I didn't even know what a chigger was before I moved to EL.
Hope the Benadryl kicks in soon.

*edit-
Because I'm still in pain, I refuse to write two posts about chiggers, and Potato is getting tired of my complaints I felt I needed to add on to this entry.
Chigger bites are the worse. It's like when you have a mosquito bite that has reached its peak of itchy but that maximum strength itch never goes away. Or at least, it doesn't go away until you go into a Benadryl induced coma... Which is where I'm headed. Night night.

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I'm finally getting a pedometer. Watch out Kevin.
Ps- thanks for ignoring my happy bday phone call butthead. Many f'ing happy returns. See you on the 15th to celebrate.